OK, I admit it...the Bachelor is my guilty pleasure. Not so crazy about the Bachelorette, but the Bachelor is filled with nutty, desperate, women with surprising low-confidence.
While I think he's good looking in that vanilla, "let's go get a malt" type of way, I know that I would be screwed if I was one of the the bachelorettes. This type of guy has never been interested in me and I have never been into guys like him. So there you go!
Last week was the Season Premiere and, breaking from tradition (those rebels), Sean is freaking passing out roses to almost everyone before the rose ceremony. I mean, WTH? It was totally screwing with my mind, and with the minds of the few women left that didn't get a rose.
Also, I guess the pressure got to abc, since they seemed to finally bring some women of color to the show. Wow! So impressed! Diversity! That wouldn't have anything to do with the discrimination lawsuit, would it? Nah.
So they go from having zero to 4 African American women.
Now, if I were to exit the limo, I would have to have a cigarette in my hand because that is really stresssssful and I always need a cigarette when I'm stressed.
Anyway, apparently, Sean is just absolutely blown away by Tierra right when she exits the limo, enough so that he asks her to hang on while he takes an intermindable time to go back to the house, ask Chris Harrison if he may break the rules (that wasn't planned, right?) and gives out the very first rose of the season, thereby setting Tierra up to be the official first woman to be hated by the rest of the women. Thanks Sean!
As for the rest, it was the usual cast of characters: The boozer, the crier, the master manipulator....you know. We've had them for every season.
They all kind of looked like the girls on prom day making their way into the Olive Garden with their first fancy dress on.
Tonight...we watch Sean on 3 dates and, it seems, the trouble maker is Amanda.