Melania Trump and the White House Easter Egg Roll Dress

Melania Trump Never Fails to Amaze Me With Her Style as First Lady.

I know that you’ve gotten really good press on this look. However, Melania, this pastel pink dress would be perfect for Mar-a-Lago , your Palm Beach resort, where the little boys are all dressed in blazers and the little girls in Lilly Pulitzer dresses.

Not at the White House Easter Egg Roll.

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 Can you say inappropriate?

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Is that a cocktail dress?

You need people around you that can tell you when something just doesn’t work. It’s too frothy and tight and matchy-matchy.

In comparison, here is one of Michelle Obama’s Easter Egg Roll outfits:

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She just looks fun and approachable and wearing something that children can run up to and not worry about messing up.

The Easter Egg Roll visitors are not just VIP children. They’re the cities’ ‘regular’ children and those  from the surrounding schools.

Melee, if I may be so bold as to call you by my new nickname for you…. you need to just need to bring it down a couple of notches. You are way TOO FORMAL!

I feel bad because you seem so ill at ease at any of these social functions.

I know you didn’t sign up for this whole presidential thing, however, it appears your husband, the great Donald Trump, didn’t take your feelings into this. So, you have no choice but to plow through.

You are a beautiful woman and I don’t think you needed to photoshop or airbrush your official white house portrait as was obviously done. That sounds like another wonderful idea from the Donald. Heaven forbid a wrinkle should show up.

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I have no idea what kind of person you are. I can’t even get a glimpse. Everything is planned down to the wisp of your hair.

As for Barron, your son, he needs to stand up straight and get a haircut.

Thanks,

Tovah

 

 

 

One thought on “Melania Trump and the White House Easter Egg Roll Dress

  1. ROTFL!!! Funny, funny! The first family seems so uncomfortable, confused and distant from each other–they like they’re all playing a role with no script. Just winging it. This event was clearly out of their league.

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