Melania Trump and the White House Easter Egg Roll Dress

Melania Trump Never Fails to Amaze Me With Her Style as First Lady.

I know that you’ve gotten really good press on this look. However, Melania, this pastel pink dress would be perfect for Mar-a-Lago , your Palm Beach resort, where the little boys are all dressed in blazers and the little girls in Lilly Pulitzer dresses.

Not at the White House Easter Egg Roll.

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 Can you say inappropriate?

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Is that a cocktail dress?

You need people around you that can tell you when something just doesn’t work. It’s too frothy and tight and matchy-matchy.

In comparison, here is one of Michelle Obama’s Easter Egg Roll outfits:

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She just looks fun and approachable and wearing something that children can run up to and not worry about messing up.

The Easter Egg Roll visitors are not just VIP children. They’re the cities’ ‘regular’ children and those  from the surrounding schools.

Melee, if I may be so bold as to call you by my new nickname for you…. you need to just need to bring it down a couple of notches. You are way TOO FORMAL!

I feel bad because you seem so ill at ease at any of these social functions.

I know you didn’t sign up for this whole presidential thing, however, it appears your husband, the great Donald Trump, didn’t take your feelings into this. So, you have no choice but to plow through.

You are a beautiful woman and I don’t think you needed to photoshop or airbrush your official white house portrait as was obviously done. That sounds like another wonderful idea from the Donald. Heaven forbid a wrinkle should show up.

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I have no idea what kind of person you are. I can’t even get a glimpse. Everything is planned down to the wisp of your hair.

As for Barron, your son, he needs to stand up straight and get a haircut.

Thanks,

Tovah

 

 

 

The Beauty of Tiffany Trump

Tiffany Trump Is, Quite Simply, a Gorgeous Woman

When her father, Donald Trump, decided on a political career,  Tiffany Trump, his daughter with 2nd wife, Marla Maples, was basically thrown into the spotlight.

Donald Trump and Marla Maples were married from 1993-1999.

Their daughter is a young woman who, basically, for  first time in her life, has had to give up her privacy and be commented on by just about anyone with a computer.

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Tiffany Trump and her mom, Marla Maples, have spent the last 15 years or so on the West Coast after the divorce.

In spite of all of these nasty comments, Tiffany Trump, stands out as extremely poised and confident. She’s an ivy league graduate and has put out a pop song.

The inevitable comparison to Ivanka Trump is happening, no matter how unfair.

Unfair? Yes.  Tiffany is only 22 years old and Ivanka is 35 years old.

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Ivanka Trump

The nasty commenters claim that Tiffany does not have the ‘class’ of an Ivanka Trump.

Again, she’s only 22 years old and you dress differently and act differently at her age than a woman in her 30’s. Ivanka was not the same person she was 15 years ago.

Also, there’s a different look to those growing up in LA and those in New York.

Anyway, Tiffany is a beauty: She has the most gorgeous hair, a great figure, big blue eyes and gorgeous lips. Perhaps its envy on the part of those people who hide behind their computers feeling the need to ‘degrade’ Tiffany.

The one thing that sticks out for me is that in so many pictures, Marla Maples is physically so close to her daughter. You can almost see Marla in all the pictures of the two of them where she looks like she’s so protective of her daughter and loves her so much, but knows that her daughter needs to be out on her own. For that, I’ve got to give it up to Marla. She seems like a wonderful mother. They both seem to adore each other.

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Marla Maples and Tiffany Trump

I started this post before she gave her speech Tuesday on behalf of her father. She was wonderful!

Can you imagine a young woman, after being so maligned, getting up in front of millions and giving such a great speech?

That takes class.

So…I hope that Tiffany Trump can tune out the critics and live her life exactly as she has been. On her own terms.

Tovah

Geraldo Rivera on Celebrity Apprentice – I Think I’m In Love

Geraldo Rivera, on Celebrity Apprentice, has brought me so much Happiness that I Think it must Be Love.Celebrityapprentice2015

I had to bring up the last couple of episodes of The Celebrity Apprentice on Hulu because I can’t figure out what day of the week the show comes on.

I mean, sure, some of the other celebrities are pretty funny. but nobody brings it like Geraldo.

For example, Ian Ziering , from that show 90201. He always looks like a used car salesman with those suits he wears.  Also, is he a preacher? Cuz he always sounds like he’s reading scripture.

Also, the ‘mean girls’ calling out that cutie Shawn Johnson who has a gold medal for gymnastics. Poor thing; she had her period, wasn’t feeling good and told it to the wrong person who brought it up in the boardroom.  A-W-K-W-A-R-D!

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I gotta tell you though, No one comes even close to Geraldo Rivera.

He is in his own world.

First of all, I didn’t expect to see that he was so short. He looked like just a little big taller than the little gold medal women.

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I’m not going into all the happenings on this show because there is so much written by people much better than me.

For example: according to Tyler McCarthy of ibtimes.com :

For the men, Geraldo Rivera came up with the idea of making the shoot all about taking a great selfie — because, as he claims, he started the whole “selfie” trend when his nude photo went viral in 2013. With bodies like Damon, Terrell Owens and Ian Ziering’s, it makes total sense Rivera would decide he needed to strip down to his underwear and get in on the modeling game. That’s what 71 years of experience will do for you. Fortunately for Rivera, the men’s team won the challenge.

Well, here he is:

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Not really bad.

His tattoos look like prison tattoos. The whole look wouldn’t be so awful, but when you’ve got some fine looking guys 50 years younger than you, you might want to take a backseat.  Gotta love the confidence he has though. Also, he’s either got a weird tattoo on his hand or he needs to see a dermatologist ’cause that thing looks really bad.

What’s with the weird eyeglasses? Are they special for someone with glaucoma?

Also, his knees look like they’ve both had knee replacements done.

The part that was sooooo funny that I was laughing until I was crying was when Geraldo, was showing Johnnie Damon how he should pose sexily with his wife, for a 4-page Ad. It just seemed to go on and on and on. The look on the other people’s faces was so precious, Nobody could make eye contact because it was just freaking hilarious.

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I tried so hard to find the video and came up empty, so if you can find it, it definitely merits watching.

Anyway, I just had to get this out. He really made my day.
I mean, I’m surprised at what appears to be a lack of confidence on the part of Geraldo.

Do not touch him. He does NOT LIKE IT!

So…why do I love him? He would be so great to be around.

He just makes me smile.

Tovah